+laught out loud+

Author: syuk o'hara /

father : why did you failed your mathematics rest?
son : on monday,teacher said 3+5=8
father : so..??
son : on tuesday she said 4+4=8.. and on wednesday, she said 6+2=8..
if she can't make up her mind, how do i know the right answer..??!!
father : ...

a mother and a son were doing dishes while the father ang daughter were watching TV in the living room.. suddenly,there was a loud crash of breaking plates,then complete silence..
the daughter turned to look at her father..
daughter : it's mummy..!!
father : how do you know..??
daughter : she didn't say anything..
father : hm.....

girl : do you love me..??
boy : yes,dear...
girl : would you die for me..??
boy : no,mine is undying love..
girl : @#$%^&*

man : how old is your father..??
boy : as old as me..
man : how can that be..??
boy : he become a father only when i was born..
man : er...er...er...

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